A woman was hospitalized for her serious illness. While being operated on, a voice said, "You will not die. You will live for 30 more years."
Delighted, after the operation, the woman decided to have a facelift, liposuction/fat reduction, and breast augmentation. Excited, she left the hospital to go home when suddenly she was hit by a speeding ambulance.
With her last breath, she said, "I thought I would live for 30 years more!"
A voice replied: "Sorry, I did not recognize you."
For preachers, teachers, speakers, and listeners alike. From Divine Word Seminary, Tagaytay City, Philippines
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