Death wish

A religious Filipina woman who married abroad lies dying in a hospital. After receiving the last Rites, she called her husband

MRS: Honey, do not cremate my body, it is the temple of the Holy Spirit.
MR: Okay.
MRS: And bury me in my hometown in the Philippines.
MR: Okay.
MRS: And please do not put RIP in my grave. My kababayans might think I died as a victim of rip (rape)
MR: Okay honey.
MRS: Put instead SUS GINOO.
MR: What does it mean honey?
MRS. It means "See You Soon Lord."
MR: Okay, that's better. I'm sure your fellow countrymen will understand it.


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