Pages

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

The lawyer's trial

A nun, a priest, and a lawyer arrive at the gates of heaven and St. Peter greeted them. "Welcome to Heaven. We have simplified the process of admission, and all you need to do to get into Heaven is pass a simple test. Are you ready?"

The Nun said, "I've prepared for this moment for 73 years."

"Okay," said St. Peter, "spell 'God'."

"G-O-D."

"Very good, Sister, enter your eternal reward."

"That was easier than I thought it would be," the priest said, "I'll take my test now."

"Okay," said St. Peter, "spell 'love'."

"L-O-V-E."

"Excellent, Pale', enter your eternal reward."

The third person, a lawyer, said, "Boy, is this is gonna be a snap. Give me my test."

"Okay," said St. Peter, "spell 'prorhipidoglossomorpha'."
---------------
The Moral of the Story: Honesty is still the best policy.
Biblical link: "How irritating are honest words" (Job 6:25).

No comments:

Post a Comment